I've finally figured it out

According to my SCT 100 professor today is supposed to be the unhappiest day of the year according to some scientist. Well today is my ex-husband's birthday .. no wonder he's the most unhappy and miserable person I've ever met in my life. He has this thing about him where he's miserable and he wants everyone else around him to be miserable too. Thank God he's now the bimbo's problem and not mine!!!